On this link: https://365rustic.com
You can find some cool wooden greeting cards. Totally customisable looks of the figures and custom text at will.
I ‘ve had one made with our names on it and “anal only forever baby” as slide out message. My girlfriend was really happy with it.
Anything is possible. There’s one who wrote “this ass is yours” and another one “this cards suck but I swallow”. Fun stuff. 
From their website:
Your orders shall be shipped out from our warehouse located at: US, CN, HK
Seems like some semi-dropshipping business 
It is a shame it is probably not made in any western country.
Almost nothing is made in a western country anymore. Outsourching to China has been a thing for at least a decade.
Yeah, of course. I just naively thought that it is not yet true for custom and/or handmade stuff…
I don’t know. I’ve ordered stuff like this before, and much prefer indie creators these days, for example on etsy. It’s a bit more expensive, but if it’s not what you ordered, you actually have a chance to get your money back / have your problem solved instead of, well, being stonewalled.
Well, if read the reviews there’s someone explaining there was a problem with a lost shipment. The vendor replied on his mail and solved the issue by srndong a new card.